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(393K) (179K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'I'm not gonna call him dad.' Nancy Huff (Mary Steenburgen): 'Brennan, you're 39 years old. I would not expect you to call him Dad.' Brennan: 'Well, I'm not going to, ever, even if there's a fire! Robert better not get in my face. Because I'll drop that motherbleeper' (227K) (104K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'I'm just saying, I think you gotta think about your options. I know that you are technically married now, but that does not mean that they have to live here.'
(435K) (198K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale Doback (John C. Reilly): 'Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with tho door open. We talk about pussy. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky.
That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.' Robert Doback (Richard Jenkins): 'We literally have never done any of those things.' (525K) (239K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Where did he go to medical school?' Nancy: 'He went to Northwestern an Johns Hopkins.
Is that good enough for you?' Brennan: 'No, it's not.' Nancy: 'Well, Brennan, those are very prestigious schools.'
Brennan: 'I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.' Nancy: 'You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.' Brennan: 'It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit up every day.' (584K) (265K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro.
And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener.'
Robert: 'Shut the bleep up!' (276K) (126K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'Hi, Dale.' Dale: 'Hey, Nancy. Could you make me a grilled-cheese sandwich?' Nancy: 'Sure.' Dale just ate.
He's testing you to see how much he can get away with?' Nancy: 'I see.'
Dale: 'I'm hungry.' Robert: 'Look in your right hand. (He has a donut in his right hand)' (282K) (129K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Hey.' Brennan: 'I'm Brennan.'
Dale: 'I'm Dale. But you have to call me Dragon.' Brennan: 'You have to call me Nighthawk.'
(501K) (228K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'Dale was telling me that he's really into kung fu and I was telling him that you're really into kung fu as well.' Brennan: 'I have a green belt.
Read it and weep.' Dale: 'I don't believe in belts.
There should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with by bare hands.' Robert: 'That's not true, Dale. Don't be ridiculous.'
(250K) (114K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'So, Dale, what have you been working on recently?' Dale: 'Well, I manage a baseball team.' Nancy: 'Little league?' Dale: 'Fantasy league.'
(352K) (160K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'I can sing too. In fact I'll sing right now. (singing) If you wanna get down on these hairy balls.'
Robert: 'Hey.' Dale: '.Why don't you jump right in?' Robert: 'Hey!' Dale: '.It's a crotch party right up in here.' Robert: 'Stop it!' Dale: '.Why don't you lick on this big joint?' Robert: 'Stop it, Dale!
(108K) (50K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Ha, ha. That's so funny, the last time I head that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.' (993K) (451K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'If there's any foods that you like, I suggest you put your name on them, or they will be thrown out.
Uh, house was built in 1825 by General Custer. I wanna show you this room. You see this room?' Brennan: 'Yeah.'
Dale: 'Okay, here's the deal. This is my office and my beat laboratory. And this is the one rule of the house: Don't ever, ever, ever.
Touch my drum set. You understand?'
Brennan: 'Don't go in there and.' Dale: 'No touching!' Brennan: 'Alright!'
Dale: 'There. I was about six there. You don't want to see me go to ten.
Get your shit. We're going to my room.' (988K) (449K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.'
Brennan: 'You're not a doctor. You're a big, fat, curly-headed bleep.' Dale: 'Oh, yeah?' Brennan: 'Yeah.' Dale: 'I'm a curly-headed bleep?' Brennan: 'Yeah.
You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.' Dale: 'I hope you stay still when you sleep, because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.'
Brennan: 'I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.' Dale: 'I want you out of my bleeping house.' Brennan: 'No way, kemosabe, this is my house now.' (68K) (32K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Bleep you, Dale! (1393K) (632K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?'
Brennan: 'Nope.' Dale: 'It's just weird 'cause seems like someone definitely touched my drum set.' Brennan: 'Yeah, that is weird. Because I didn't touch 'em.' Did you touch my drum set?!' Brennan: 'Hey, knock it off!' Dale: 'I know you touched my drumstick, because the left one has a chip in it.'
Brennan: 'You bleeping crazy, man? You sound insane, do you realize that?
You should be medicated.' Dale: 'Bleep you, Brennan. I know you touched my drum set.
And I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it.' Brennan: 'You get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass.' Dale: 'You swear on your mom's life that you didn't touch it then!' Brennan: 'I don't have to swear to shit!' Dale: 'That's 'cause you bleeping touched my drum set, 'cause I know Cops doesn't start till 4.
Where you going?' Brennan: 'I'm going upstairs. Because I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set. Dale: 'Don't do that.
I am warning you right now: If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!' (329K) (150K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Where you going?' Brennan: 'I'm going upstairs. Because I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set.
Dale: 'Don't do that. I am warning you right now: If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!' (183K) (84K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'You're drum set's a whore!
I teabagged your bleeping drum set!' Dale: 'Well, my drum ste's a guy, so that makes you gay, you bleeper!' (42K) (20K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'What the bleeping bleep!'
(424K) (193K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs.' Brennan: 'Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes.
And at one point he said, 'Let's get it on.' ' Dale: 'That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper.' (204K) (93K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?'
Dale: 'I witnessed with my own eyes your testicles touching my drum set.' Robert: 'Alright that's it! (506K) (230K) (iPhone ringtone) Robert: 'Alright that's it! You two guys leave me no choice.
No television for a week.' Dale and Brennan: 'What?!' Nancy: 'We are so serious, guys.'
Brennan: 'You're bleeping high!' Dale: 'Are you out of your mind?' Nancy: 'This goes in Robert's wall safe.' Brennan: 'Come on!'
Nancy: '.and it's gonna stay there.' Robert: 'Okay.' Brennan: 'This house is a bleeping prison!' Dale: 'On Planet Bullshit!' Brennan: 'In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!' (150K) (69K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'This house is a bleeping prison!' Dale: 'On Planet Bullshit!'
Brennan: 'In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!' (251K) (114K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'Guys.
Brennan: 'I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.' Dale: 'The clown has no penis.' Nancy: 'What kind of dreams are you guys having?'
(229K) (105K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'You know what? I still hate you but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.' Dale: 'Yeah, I got 'em from the '70s, '80s and '90s. It's like masturbating in a time machine.' (155K) (71K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Hey, Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain?' Derek Huff (Adam Scott): 'What?'
Brennan: 'If you lick my butthole.' Dale: 'Snap!'
(477K) (217K) (iPhone ringtone) Alice Huff (Kathryn Hahn): 'Hi, I'm Alice, I'm Derek's wife.' Alice: 'Uh, is it true that you struck Derek in the face and he fell from the tree house?' He asked me to.' Alice: 'Oh, that's the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
Um, I want you to know that tonight am gonna pleasure myself to the image of you doing that to Derek. You know what I mean? (720K) (327K) (iPhone ringtone) Alice: 'Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something.' Dale: 'You're something too.'
Alice: 'I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy.' Dale: 'In your vagina?' Alice: 'I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina.
Please, just do it for me.' Dale: 'What's happening?' (470K) (214K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Whoa.' Brennan: 'See that black smudge right there on the blade?' Dale: 'Yeah.' Brennan: 'Look at it closely. Pretty recognizable signature.'
Brennan: 'Randy Jackson from American Idol.' Dale: 'Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial-arts weapon?' Brennan: 'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword and you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, Right?' Dale: 'I would've done the exact same thing.'
(242K) (111K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Industrial-strength night-vision goggles.' Brennan: 'Holy Santa Clause shit. Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12?'
Dale: 'Even better. We got them when we're 40.'
(48K) (23K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Holy Santa Clause shit.' (595K) (271K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Let's play a game, alright? On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it, just name it. One, two three.' Both: 'Velociraptor.'
Brennan: 'Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.' Both: 'Good Housekeeping.' Brennan: 'If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?' Both: 'John Stamos.' Dale: 'What?!' Brennan: 'Did we just become best friends?' Brennan: 'Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?'
(1382K) (627K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Is this a bad time?' Robert: 'What the hell's going on?'
Brennan: 'Mom, Mr. Doback, okay, Dale and I were just-' Robert: 'Please stop calling me Mr. Brennan: 'Sorry. Okay, Mom, Doback. We think it would be very prudent-' Dale: 'Can we turn our beds into bunk beds? ' Brennan: 'Yes.'
Nancy: 'Why are you guys so sweaty?' Dale: 'Alright, we've already figured out how. The beds match up perfectly.' Brennan: 'And here's the thing. It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.' Dale: 'Please say yes.'
Robert: 'You don't need permission from us to build bunk beds. You're adults.
You can do what you want.' Robert: 'I'm not making myself clear. I don't give a bleep. Now, you both have several interviews tomorrow.
I would think you'd be focused on that and not building bunk beds.' Dale and Bnennan: 'So.?'
Brennan: 'We can? Nancy: 'Yes.' Brennan: 'Sweet!' Nancy: 'Yes, you can build bunk beds.'
Dale: 'I knew it.' Brennan: 'Okay. You are not gonna regret this. We're gonna get so much more activities done.'
Dale: 'This is the funnest night ever! Huh, ha, ha!' Brennan: 'Huh, huh, ha!' (211K) (96K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Dad, Nancy, it's bad. There's blood everywhere.
Those bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why'd you let us do that? It's so bad!' (149K) (68K) (iPhone ringtone) Office Woman: 'Mr. Jeener is ready for your interview.' Brennan: 'Actually, we'll be interviewing as a team.' Dale: 'We're here to bleep shit up.'
(29K) (14K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'We're here to bleep shit up.' (147K) (67K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Okay, here's a shot out of a cannon: Opraha, Barbara Walters, your wife, you gotta bleep one, marry one, kill one. (244K) (111K) (iPhone ringtone) Interviewer: 'Mr. Huff, under your references, you listed Dale Doback. Which I know is this gentlemean, but you also listed 'Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.' ' Brennan: 'Yeah.'
Interviewer: 'Okay, we are looking for people we can contact.' (166K) (76K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'That sounds so cool. I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.' (136K) (62K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'What was he doing here?' Robert: 'We're putting tho house on the market.' Dale: 'Where are we moving to?' Brennan: 'Is the house haunted?'
(194K) (89K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, we have to go to therapy?' Robert: 'Yeah.' Brennan: 'What the bleep happened?' Robert: 'Hey!'
(48K) (22K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'What the bleep happened?' Robert: 'Hey!' (197K) (90K) (iPhone ringtone) Robert: 'I know it seems hard, but it's the best thing for both of you. We do it because we love you.' Dale: 'Dad, I'm doing this because I love you: Bleep you.' (1044K) (474K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: '(A short clip of 'Something To Talk About' performed a capella by Will Ferrell written by Shirley Eikhard)' (319K) (146K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'You gotta know, I'm not just some guy.
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan, I can't even make eye contact with you right now.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.' (262K) (120K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'This is gonna sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.'
Brennan: 'I felt like I was hovering above my own body watching myself sing.' (43K) (20K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Now, let's move on to other business.' (59K) (28K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Hey, Derek, Sprechen sie dick.' (579K) (264K) (iPhone ringtone) Male Therapist (Ian Roberts): 'Dale, I don't know how much you know about therapy but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself.' Dale: 'I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people that go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation, and I'll just figure it out.' Male Therapist: 'Is this Good Will Hunting?'
Male Therapist: 'It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting.' Dale: 'Yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck.' (933K) (451K) (iPhone ringtone) Therapist Denise (Andre Savage): 'So I thought we'd begin talking about your parents' divorce.' Brennan: 'Okay.'
Denise: 'How old were you when they got divorced?' Brennan: 'Fifteen.'
Denise: 'That's a hard age.' Brennan: 'Yes. Denise: 'Do you wanna talk about some of those feelings?' Brennan: 'I love you.' Denise: 'Obviously you don't know me.' Brennan: 'I love you so much.' Denise: 'Thank you.
And I will take that as a feeling that you have of comfortability with me.' Brennan: 'It's more than comfortability. I mean, I bleeping love you.' Denise: 'Okay.
I th-' Brennan: 'I'm just thinking about our life together. I feel like I'm walking on a cloud.
My penis is tingling right now.' Denise: 'That is so off-putting.' Brennan: 'You're not feeling this?' Denise: 'In no way, shape or form, do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever.' (24K) (12K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Eat shit, Derek.' (106K) (49K) (iPhone ringtone) Alice: 'Hi, my name is Jim. Wanna suck my dick for money?'
Alice: 'It's just me.' (1051K) (477K) (iPhone ringtone) Alice: 'Listen, I'm sick of being all coy and bashful, Dare. Dale: 'We're in the bathroom.' Alice: 'This'll just take a minute.
There's really little you can do about it. Let me just hop on.' It's all slippery.' Ah, oh, my god!
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Dale: 'It's getting tingly. Something's gonna happen, Alice! Oh, we just had sex. Just the way I imagined it.'
Dale: 'I like you.' Alice: 'I love you. Stay golden, Ponyboy. I gotta pee.' Dale: 'Oh, my god.
You're incredible.' (779K) (354K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan and Dale: '(A short clip of 'Boats 'n' Hos' Performed by Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly)' (602K) (274K) (iPhone ringtone) Robert: 'You jagaloons!
You're failures! Brennan: 'Hey, you're embarassing yourself, you geriatric bleep!' Nancy 'Brennan.' Brennan: 'Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.' Nancy: 'Oh, stop it.
Stop it right-' Brennan: 'Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass.' Nancy: 'Brennan!' Brennan: '.you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!' (71K) (33K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'And you're embarassing yourself, you geriatric bleep!' (92K) (42K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint!'
(272K) (133K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'You sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.' Nancy: 'Oh, stop it.
Stop it right-' Brennan: 'Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass.' Nancy: 'Brennan!' Brennan: '.you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!' (24K) (11K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Shit!' (235K) (107K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'Oh, and, Brennan?
Denise called and said she can't go out with you on New Year's Eve because she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.' Brennan: 'Is' that what she said?' Nancy: 'Yeah.' Brennan: 'She's a rascal.' (124K) (57K) (iPhone ringtone) Alice: 'I couldn't eat another bite of turkey without thinking of you inside of me.
Come on, let's try something illegal.' (94K) (43K) (iPhone ringtone) Robert: 'Wanna know what I got for Christmas? A crushed soul.' (114K) (52K) (iPhone ringtone) Robert: 'Hey, Tiffany.
Wanna know what I got? A crushed soul.'
Tiffany Huff (Elizabeth Yozamp): 'You mentioned that earlier.' (492K) (224K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'What is this? What's happening?' Nancy: 'What Robert is trying to say is that we are getting a divorce.' Brennan: 'Don't do this.'
Dale: 'No, no!' Derek: 'I gotta say, I could've called this one.' Derek: 'Yeah.' Brennan: 'Is it our fault?' Dale: 'Is it 'cause we were bad?'
Nancy: 'Now- Now, The main thing that Robert and I talked about is that we did not want you two to blame yourselves.' Dale: 'What can we do to fix it?' (835K) (379K) (iPhone ringtone) Nancy: 'I cannot stress this enough: It is not your fault.'
Dale: 'Whose fault is it? I will- Bleep- I wanna bleeping know!' Robert: 'Let's cut the shit. It is- It is directly your fault.' Nancy: 'Robert.' Robert: 'You destroyed my boat. You beat me up in your sleep.
And worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other. It is absolutely 150 percent your fault!'
Derek: 'Of course it's their fault. They're the two biggest dickheads in the world, and they're living in your house.' Nancy: 'Shut up, Derek.' Derek: 'I'm sorry, but that-' Nancy: '(Brennan starts crying) Please don't cry like that. Please don't, Brennan. (Now Dale starts crying as well)' (2858K) (1297K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'It's just like Cold Case Files. It's just like Cold Case Files.
It's just like Cold Case Files. People die everyday. Give him a proper burial in an unmarked grave. You're alive!
Brennan: 'I know. (He hits dale in the head with the shovel)' Dale: 'You were dead. I saw you die!' Brennan: 'I was faking.
I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.' Dale: 'What are you doing? ' Brennan: 'I'm burying you.' Dale: 'I'm alive, Brennan, I'm alive.'
Brennan: 'You're waking the neighbors, shut up!' Dale: 'No, no!'
Brennan: 'Now I'm gonna play your drums set.' Dale: 'Help me.'
Brennan: 'Close your eyes. Let the dirt just shower over you. This is your fault. Oh, I'm exhausted. I'm gonna sleep good tonight.' Dale: 'Don't you touch my drums!'
Brennan: 'Zombie! (232K) (106K) (iPhone ringtone) Employment Agent (Ken Jeong): 'I notice that there's a long gap in your job history and it said for 22 years you went Kerouac on everyone's ass?' (253K) (116K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.' (35K) (17K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Those are my two bugaboos.'
(584K) (266K) (iPhone ringtone) Randy (Rob Riggle): 'Goddamnit, I don't know what it is about your face, but I wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.' Brennan: 'Is there anything I can do to work on that?' Randy: 'No, not really. It's your face.
And I, again, you know, you're doing great, man. This is the Catalina Wine Mixer. We're all having a great time. Everybody's having fun. You pulled it off. But if you don't change your face, I'm gonna change it for you.' Brennan: 'Okay, okay.
All I can do is take that in, consider it, and I'll just try to do my best version of whatever I think that would be.' Randy: 'I- I don't even hear what you're saying right now, 'cause your face is driving me nuts.' Brennan: 'Okay. Thanks again, though.'
(74K) (34K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'We should do this again. I think it was very constructive.' (332K) (151K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'What do you think, Brennan?' Brennan: 'I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna- I'm gonna do what's sensible: I'm gonna file for unemployment and I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
Because they got an excellent corporate structure and they, they give you the tools to be your own boss.' (104K) (48K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'This isn't me.
I'm bleeping miserable. I had to get up at 10:00 this morning.' (140K) (65K) (iPhone ringtone) Robert: 'Rock the bleep out of those drums, Dale!' (150K) (69K) (iPhone ringtone) Alice: 'Bleeping Catalina Wine Mixer.' Derek: 'It's the bleeping Catalina Wine Mixer.' Robert: 'It's the bleeping Catalina Wine Mixer.'
(438K) (199K) (iPhone ringtone) Derek: 'Look, I'm not great at this Hallmark stuff but, uh, Brennan, when I look at you now, I don't wanna kick you in the head quite as much.' Brennan: 'Thanks, man.' Nancy: 'That was beautiful.' Robert: 'That was nice.' Derek: 'Yeah.
What do we do now?' Brennan: 'We could hug.'
Derek: 'Yeah, you'd like that, faggot! Sorry, I'm-' (609K) (277K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Robert, Mom, Derek, this is my girlfrend, Denise.' Robert: 'Oh, hi, how are you?' Denise: 'Uh, actually I'm his therapist. We are in absolutely no way dating.' Derek: 'Right.'
Denise: 'Brennan told me he was going to hurl his body off a helicopter into shark infested waters so I had a legal obligation to be here.' Nancy: 'I get it. You don't wanna appear too eager, an that's a good strategy too.'
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Robert: 'I like it.' Denise: 'You are an enabler. You think you are helping but you're not.' Nancy: 'And you are a keeper!' (534K) (243K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'What'd you think?' Denise: 'Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave.
And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible with no emotional, intimate, sexual or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.' Brennan: 'God, you're gonna make me cry.
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?' (842K) (382K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'Alice, I like making sex with you. But you're also married.
Alice: 'This is crazy. I'm a mother. I have two children, I have a husband.'
Dale: 'Okay.' Alice: '.a beautiful home. I can't be bleeping around with you.' Dale: 'Yeah, no, it was fun. It was fun, right?'
Alice: 'It was fun while it lasted.' Dale: 'I'm glad. Alright, well, good luck. (She starts crying) No.' Alice: 'Oh, my god, Dale! Please don't leave me!' Dale: 'Oh, my god.
Look at that whale.' Alice: 'Where? (He runs away while she's distracted) Dale!' (553K) (252K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan and Dale: 'Pirate hats!' Derek: 'Whoa.' Brennan and Dale: 'Hustlers!'
Dale: 'Dad, that was so thoughtful!' Brennan and Dale: 'Crossbows!'
Brennan: 'You guys finally came to your senses and got us something cool.' Denise: 'You both know this is completely bleeped up, right?' Robert: 'Yeah.'
Nancy: 'Of course.' Denise: 'But Brennan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat.'
(165K) (75K) (iPhone ringtone) Denise: 'You both know this is completely bleeped up, right?' Robert: 'Yeah.' Nancy: 'Of course.' Denise: 'But Brennan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat.' (199K) (91K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan and Dale: 'Chewbacca masks!' Brennan: 'It's okay that mine's not movie-quality.'
(122K) (56K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!' (314K) (143K) (iPhone ringtone) Brennan: 'You see that white dog crap?!' Dale: 'Do you see it?!' Chris Gardoski (Logan Manus): 'Yeah.' Dale: 'Not too fun down there, is it?'
Chris Gardoski: 'No.' Brennan: 'You see, your actions have consequences!' Dale: 'When you oppress people, they rise up in a fiery anger!' (77K) (35K) (iPhone ringtone) Dale: 'We're not like you!
We're grownups, motherbleeper!'